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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 07:53

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Freaks and Cheeks

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Nuts and Butts

Why have feminists not demanded that females be required to register with the selective service? Are female lives more precious than male lives?

Next, they tried...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Colonoscopy screening at age 45 yields neoplasia rates close to older adults: Study supports guideline change - Medical Xpress

Catatonics & High Colonics

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Black Cat's Walking Pad Technique Will Leave You Questioning Everything You Know About Exercise - PetHelpful

No, not a chance

Just Forget it!

No way

How was your JEE Mains 2024 April attempt?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No go.

How do you write a letter to your uncle who sent you money for your birthday outfit?

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

While emptying a house, have you ever seen something in it that blew your mind?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Everyone loved it.

Then came..

Arnold Schwarzenegger dubbed ‘weird and creepy’ for blunt reaction to son Patrick’s ‘White Lotus’ nude scene - Page Six

Minds and Behinds

They put up a sign reading

share office space ...

Terraforming Mars Isn’t Sci-Fi Anymore – Here’s What It Would Take - SciTechDaily

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why do flat earthers exist?

Still no good.

So they tried

Loons and Moons

Steelers TE wants no part of Jonnu Smith trade - Behind the Steel Curtain

So, the docs changed it to read

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good

Tesla Stock Is Falling. Why June Is Starting With a Loss. - Barron's

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones